First of all going to kill all the stereotypes about most guys on dating sites when it comes to women’s profiles, we actually do read your dating profile. Some of us don’t just scan through your pictures and come up with something stupid to say. We actually think before we message you. I know it’s a new concept. Take into account the more important thing to understand is the old theory of Law of Attraction. If you are looking for an intelligent guy then you have to come across as an intelligent person. Very Simple!
There is 9 Don’ts that you must follow. Even if you are a couple cupcakes shy of 300 LBS you will attract your special someone if you follow guidelines below! If you’re a perfect 10 then if you follow these guidelines then maybe you might actually attract someone who is not just looking for one-night stands.

1. DONT Upload pictures of yourself that are missing the body. We don’t want to have sex with your face, I know you think you might have a nice smile but in the end that is irrelevant.
2. DONT Upload Pictures of yourself with Kids in them. That is a huge turn off, even if the kids don’t belong to you or are your nieces or something. Kids scare guys its common fact, we just don’t need baby mama drama. Even if you have kids that’s cool just keep them out of the pics.
3. DONT Talk about How Badly You need a Long Term Relationship. We know that you need a Long Term Relationship that’s why you’re on a dating site. Please don’t try to cover this up.
4. DONT Lie about your Body TYPE- we know what “ATHLETIC is”.
5. DONT Write two sentences describing you. All agreed we lose interest quick but a simple. “I am looking for a funny guy cause I am a fun person” will land you the same guy that you see looking to pick up girls on craigslist. Please understand that the more educated you sound the more likely you will get educated people to message you.
6. DONT Tell us how much you love to LAUGH. PLEASE!! Say something funny in your profile that we could talk about. Why do we always have to be in charge of making you laugh?
7. DONT Take pictures showing facial hair. Not many Guys are attracted to women with facial hair.
8. DONT NOT SMILE we don’t like mug shots seriously.
9. DONT Write twenty pages on your profile. We don’t need to hear your life story. Little trick, when you write your profile, proofread it first and while you do that count to 5 when you proofread if you go past by 5 seconds its way to long and we will lose interest.