Valentines Day is quickly coming upon us and for that reason I feel compelled to share “The Top 10 Ways to Attract a Guy”. This post is aimed at females who are having trouble closing the deal or have been struggling to get to the proverbial bartering table. I know your probably saying, “well I don’t close deals, that’s what the guys job is” you are right in a way but not every guy possess the cajones (balls) to get you to the bartering table. Sometimes a girl just has to gather up all her estrogen and take matters into her own hands when she likes a dude cause in most cases dudes just don’t have a clue as to what’s going on.

If you have not already gotten a guys sexual attention or have failed at delivering the proverbial hall pass to the Garden Eden, then he in most cases has no clue you like him. Our sexual radar although is never turned off is toned down a lot in different environments such as The Office whereas we are focused on making money, The DMV, and any fast food restaurant where we are stuffing our face. We are a very literal species our gray area is very small and if you don’t paint the picture we probably will never figure it out or consider you.

10 Ways to Attract A Guy

1. Always, I repeat always laugh at his jokes even if they aren’t funny this is very important as you boast his self confidence and ego then he will want to be around you. He doesn’t care if you watch football or not.

2. Whenever you guys to “us” put your hand on our shoulder, lap, or come in some contact with us in some way. Even though our brains aren’t seeing any attraction there is a chance that some other sensitive body part might and then the thought gets put in our head.

3. Do not ask us out on dates, do not call us repeatedly, do not text us repeatedly. As guys we are natural hunters, the minute you make life easy for us we get bored. We love to hunt for our women that what makes the intimacy worthwhile. If you don’t make life hard for us you will get labeled “easy” also I repeat “No Sex on The First Date” ladies this will put you in the slut dog house right away. There is ways to get what you want without having “sex”.

4. If you have to meet with your target even if it’s for business or some other non-sexual reason, schedule everything at night. This is important as guys equate night meetings to sex straight up. Even if he isn’t attracted to you, your chances sky rocket at night. Always meet in a controlled environment, never meet at his place or a bar. Remember you don’t want to be labeled slut or easy off the bat.

5. Communicate on Facebook and Myspace as much as possible. I know this might seem weird but the people in our life that we are attracted to and whom we are intimate with are people we communicate with the most on social networks. It’s tested and proven think about all your past and present relationships.

6. Do not, I repeat do not ever try to make a guy jealous by talking to another guy there is no purpose to this unnecessary drama. In most cases we will just look at you as a petty slut just looking for attention. If you really want to attract a guy whenever you see him be on your “A” game when it comes to dressing with Bright Colors, Make-Up, High Heels, and Nails Done.

7. Wear Feminine Colors. This is very important and often overlooked. If you wear dark colors then you won’t stick out and will have a better chance of going unnoticed. We are attracted to anything that is feminine, pink is feminine color and automatically catches our eye. If you wear feminine colors, you will look the part and it will in most cases bring out your sexiest features without being labeled “attention whore”. Do not dress sexy to get a guy’s attention this is what will get you labeled “attention slut”.

8. Hair is very important. It is one of the most sexual features on the body besides the breasts, booty, and the garden. Always have your hair done. You might not think this matters cause most guys don’t notice when you get your hair done. The psychology is that when it’s not done correctly you are not leveraging one of your most powerful sexual features on your body. You should never get your hair done just for a guy but instead you should get it done because it has a way of enhancing your image on a far deeper level than you could ever understand.

9. I can’t tell you how it important “smell” is. It’s our strongest sense that we possess. Personally I don’t care how pretty you are if you can’t master the art of smelling sexy then you have no chance with me in my book. Our nose’s are sensitive it’s the first thing we pick up on. This doesn’t mean shower yourself in perfume but it does mean always take showers and always smell like you mean it. You can draw the deep definitions of what I mean by “smell like you mean it”.

10. Last but not least “Listen”. Intuitively a guy can figure out when a female is listening to him. If he notices you listening to him then he will take a deeper interest in getting to know what you are all about. Also if you do listen closely he will unleash the answers to all the questions that you have been continually pondering in your head. It’s not always about your needs remember that. The same advice can be given to dudes, as it’s never just a one-way street.